Alternative definitions of the year’s buzzwords
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Glossary | |
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1MDB | 1. Malaysian investment fund |
2. Toxic waste | |
3. Goldman kryptonite | |
A shares | Equity securities that bear no link to underlying Chinese companies |
AIIB | 1. Infrastructure lender established to prove China does things faster than Japan |
2. Modern tributary system requiring global leaders to pay homage to Beijing | |
Apple | Major Asian issuer |
BBSW | Bring Back Strong Wages |
Benchmark | Any bond at least US$100m in size |
BHP Billiton | Diversified global mining problem |
Birkenstocks | Not allowed in Citigroup offices |
CEO | In banking, acting head |
Connect the dots | Apparently how every head of investment banking spends his/her day |
Cornerstone | Chinese state-owned enterprise |
Covered bond | Unlikely source of excitement |
DCM | Deals Cost Money |
Default | Process in which Chinese bondholders get paid in full slightly later than expected |
Dim Sum | Bond market dish more favoured in Taiwan and London than Hong Kong |
Extended leave | Period between leaving UBS and joining Credit Suisse |
FATCA | Rule preventing growth of fatcats |
Fortescue (verb) | To have all your eggs in one basket (made of iron ore) |
Fosun (verb) | To disappear |
Hanergy | The explosive force released by a bubble when it finally bursts |
Iceberg Research | Muddy Waters with less warmth |
Iterative process | We screwed up the first attempt |
Jack and Pony | The two Chinese billionaires named Ma every company wants on its shareholder register. Not to be confused with cockney rhyming slang. (Jack Jones: alone. Pony: 25 quid) |
Kaisa (verb) | To sabotage oneself in a totally avoidable manner |
Kangaroo | 1. Australian bond |
2. Cause of indigestion | |
Key man risk | In Chinese companies, falling out with Xi Jinping |
LIC | Indian insurance company specialising in cover for failed equity offerings |
Margin trading | 1. Bubble inflator |
2. Chinese economic policy | |
Market-oriented reform | Allowing markets to actually fall |
Modi (verb) | To promise something you can’t deliver |
MSCI | Honest China analysts |
Noble Group | Patience test for lenders |
Oil services | Poor debt servicing |
Panda | Bond issued in mainland China by any overseas company, with a mandatory maturity of three years, size of Rmb1bn and coupon of 3.5% |
Pan-Asian platform | 1. The ambition of all Asian investment banks (2014) |
2. A terrible idea (2015) | |
PBoC | People’s Bank of rate Cuts |
Princeling | Former banker turned regulator |
SDR basket | Reference group for the IMF’s hypothetical global currency, consisting of freely traded, widely used currencies. And now the renminbi |
Shanshui (noun) | A Pyrrhic victory, without the victory |
Silk Road | 1. Chinese economic initiative that has nothing to do with silk and isn’t actually a road |
2. Code name for China’s plan to conquer the world | |
Singapore Savings Bonds | Low-risk bonds paying reasonable yields, and hence totally unpopular with Singaporean investors |
Stock Connect | Two-way trading link allowing money to flow out of China twice as fast |
TLAC | Total loss-absorbing capacity – not capital. Why don’t they just call it capital? Anyone? |
Underwater | Any Australian bank hybrid note issued in the last two years. |
Yellen (verb) | To repeatedly miss one’s target |